My Life As a Troll

Everything in this life is relative.  How much money do you have compared to others?  How much better looking are you?  Well, in order to be truly happy, it makes sense that you need other people to be truly unhappy.  It’s often difficult to make yourself happy in Today’s grim world, so I like to concentrate on my relative happiness.  When I’m feeling down, I like to become a troll and make people mad.  While it doesn’t actually make me feel any better, it does result in an increase in my net relative happiness.

Please join me on my journey by becoming a troll with me.  Post your triumphs so we, as a community of trolls, can together increase our relative happiness.